there are some things that shouldn’t be spoken of
And New Moon is one of them. This whole Twilight fad is RIDICULOUS. If I see one more preteen girl screaming about how amazing Edward is and how he’s going to be her husband, and how Stephenie Meyer is the BESTEST AUTHER EVAR, I will promptly shoot said preteen girl in the forehead.
They’re shitty books, they’re shitty movies, Meyer’s a shitty author and - most importantly - EDWARD CULLEN IS NOT REAL, NOR WILL HE EVER BE. He’s a pathetic excuse for a vampire if you ask me, although he does a pretty good job of being a creepy, controlling jerkwad.
Want a GOOD vampire movie? Watch Interview With the Vampire. Want a GOOD vampire series? Try Anne Rice’s books of the same name, or True Blood.
ANYTHING but Twatlight.
— I mean Twilight.
Posted November 20, 2009 at 9:07am
